Hi! I'm Yukkyun.
The show's finally passed its halfway point.
That means this segment's coming to an end,
so it'll be extra special!
I call it Penalty Time!
What? What's that about a penalty?
Yay!
How can you give us penalties if there hasn't even been a contest?
In this segment, I randomly choose someone to receive the penalty I come up with.
You can't do that!
It's a simple segment.
That's absurd!
Ridiculous!
What should the first penalty be?
Someone stop her!
Let's make it something sexy since we air after midnight.
What is she saying?
Quick, stop her!
How about...
dragging the camera all over the chosen person's nude body from bottom to top?
Is she really Nagi's mother?
Um, yes.
Find out who gets penalized at the end of the show!
What? She's really gonna do that to someone?
And there won't be some lame punchline
Not to me!
like Claus being naked, so look forward to it!
Nobody wants to see that anyway.
What?
Nothing.
I had nothing.
My life was simply nothing.
That's why I desperately wanted things other people had.
Thief!
That's why I stole things.
To give my life worth.
I took everything I could.
I robbed and robbed and robbed everyone.
Even so, I was left with nothing tangible.
I was at a loss.
That's when I met you.
I became your butler.
I only did as I was told in order to steal the black camellia.
I lived a lie every day just for the chance...
Or so I thought.
But this became the best part of my shitty life.
You'll do, as the man of my dreams.
After a while, I no longer wanted you to think, "You'll do."
I wanted you to say, "I'm glad you're the man of my dreams."
"I will never betray you,"
was the promise I made,
as we exchanged our rings and our eternal love.
The man who betrayed Yukariko
and stole the black camellia...
It was your father, Shin Hayek.
Will you laugh for me?
When I was young, I had dreams as numberless as the stars,
and thought if I wished for something, it would be mine
But the things I wanted were high above me,
and no reaching for them was ever successful,
so I stopped looking up
But one day we met,
and I found something to rely on in your smile
Just by thinking of you in this world with me, I can find strength in life
I will hold the hand that reaches for me,
and even if I feel unhappy,
I will cope with it because it can be overcome
Will you laugh for me?
So this is the Reitaisai convention that has nothing to do with Touhou?
What exactly are you comparing this to?
Hey, cotton candy!
Hayate, Hayate! Buy me some!
What? Maria will get mad at you again.
She'll never know if you don't tell her.
Yeah, but...
There's something irresistible about cotton candy,
particularly the bags.
Look.
Even a poor girl like Tsugumi is agonizing over
whether or not to spend what little money she has on it.
Hey, Tsugumi! Is that wise?
All right!
Wh-What?
Should you really be wasting your money right now?
The black camellia was found?
Yeah.
The Las Vegas Police Department in America has it,
alongside my late father's possessions.
A-America.
They'll chuck it if I don't
pick it up within three days.
Th-Then hurry!
No.
Why?
It's something my father stole from my mother. It's garbage.
I want every trace of it gone from this earth.
If it's garbage, then give it to me!
No.
Why should I go all the way to America just to give it to you?
By the way, security is really tight at the Las Vegas Police Department.
It'd impossible to steal.
The black camellia won't be released unless I go get it.
It'll be gone in three days. Give up!
And...
And?
You don't have money to buy a ticket to America, right?
If you wanna blame something, blame your poverty.
Um, speaking of that...
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Nishizawa said she's entering this.
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Win a ticket to New York by answering quiz questions!!
Special Festival Event
Does anyone want to go to New York?
Yeah!
What's this?
If you win, you get airplane tickets to America.
Tickets to America, yeah, but to New York.
This is my last chance.
Nishizawa.
I'm winning this contest
and I'll see Ruka live in Las Vegas!
Glitter!
You're going to win tickets to New York...
...and then go to Las Vegas?
New York and Las Vegas are both in America.
After getting to New York, I figured I could just
hop on the Bullet Train or whatever and zoom over to Vegas.
Right?
Is she serious?
I see. What a brilliant idea!
Right?
Vroom!
Is Las Vegas that close to New York?
Well... I think they're a bit closer than Tokyo and India.
I have to take advantage of this!
Where's the registration?
Oh, but this says you need a partner.
Place: Quiz Plaza
Registration; Open until dusk
To Qualify: Register in pairs!
Come on, Nagi!
What?! Hey!
Why do I have to be your partner in this stupid contest?
Does it matter?
Yes, it does!
I have to get the black camellia!
So...
Do you even know what the black camellia is?
Huh?
The old geezer said it's a clock that brings bad luck.
It brings... bad luck?
The black camellia.
A clock that destroys the owner's fortune and brings them bad luck.
Anyone who obtains it is cursed.
Who would want a clock that brings bad luck?
There's another legend.
A legend?
The black camellia measures all of eternity in alternation.
If someone can overcome its bad luck with their life intact,
then the owner of the clock will obtain the miracle of all miracles
when both hands on the clock strike eight.
Miracle?
As a reward for overcoming the black camellia's curse,
they'll obtain unbelievable luck in return.
If you play the slots, you'll definitely win big.
But no one has ever been able to confirm this.
So far, everyone's been crushed by bad luck first.
I-I still have to get a hold of the black camellia.
You...
You must have been tricked.
What's that supposed to mean?
Well, you're stupid.
What?
Whatever.
But I'll say this much.
If you're planning something bad, just stop.
It doesn't suit you.
What? Are you saying I can't do anything?
No.
I still don't know who you really are,
but if you claim to be my little sister, that's fine.
Huh?
I won't try to uncover your identity.
I won't question you either.
If you say you're my little sister, I'll believe you.
This is some advice from your older sister.
Don't do anything dangerous.
You don't need a clock that brings bad luck, do you?
But...
I...
Registration for the quiz will end soon.
Please hurry if you want to participate.
You really are hopeless.
Huh?
I think we register over there.
Oh, okay.
You have terrible handwriting.
Shut up! Don't look.
Hey! Hayate, over here!
What is it, Milady?
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Tsugumi Ruri
Check out Tsugumi's handwriting.
Tsugumi Ruri
Whoa. It's looking awfully crooked.
Tsugumi Ruri
Your handwriting reflects your nature.
So that's what Tsugumi's really like.
Oh yeah? Then let's see you write something, Nagi!
Sanzenin Nagi
Sorry, I have perfect handwriting.
Were you expecting some kind of funny punchline?
I guess a person's handwriting doesn't reflect their nature after all.
Of course.
What?
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Let's start the preliminary round of this quiz competition!
At least she does stuff like that right.
Okay, question one! Ta-da!
I'm feeling very "ennui" today.
Huh?
Who cares?!
Let's begin Torauma Town's
One Way Ticket to America Ultra Quiz!
Here are the contestants!
They're all people we know.
Well, it is a neighborhood event.
Yikes. We're surrounded by fierce contestants, Hina.
Even if we win, I'm not going to New York.
Why? Why not, Hina?
I don't want to go on an airplane.
Why are Isumi and Sakuya competing?
Why would they need plane tickets?
I don't need the tickets,
but it seemed like something we could win,
so we just entered to beat everyone.
Sorry it's such a weird reason.
Who are they?
Saginomiya Isumi and Aizawa Sakuya.
They're my friends.
Quiz time! Things are getting exciting!
One Way
Which pair will win the one way tickets to America?
One Way
Departure Only
It's only one way?
Looks like it.
Let's begin with the first fateful question.
Buzz in first to answer!
When I got home, my mother was kissing a stranger.
Why?
"Why"?!
Are we allowed to answer such a question?
I know!
Saginomiya Isumi! You're fast.
Go ahead!
Your mother loves men.
She said it.
Close! Be more specific!
Is it okay to be more specific?
I know!
Your answer, Nishizawa?
She's having an affair.
Ding, ding, ding, ding! You're right!
That's the correct response?!
Is this quiz tournament going to be all right?
I-I have no idea.
Question two.
Find what's wrong!
This is where I get serious.
Uh... yeah.
There's something wrong with this picture.
What's wrong with it?
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Th-The mistake...
I can't tell what the mistake is, Makie.
The names are wrong?
Nope!
That is incorrect. This document is real.
It's real?
It's real...
Whoa, Isumi!
You know?
Ahem.
It's wrong because your mom had the affair,
but says she's suing.
Ding, ding, ding, ding! That's right!
And that's the correct response?
Finally, we have a true or false question.
It's worth three points.
Press that buzzer quickly!
My house is currently a battleground.
True.
Correct!
Nishizawa's team wins!
Yay! I'm so excited!
We can go to America, Hina!
This is frustrating!
It's fine.
Why?
Now you have to give up.
Forget about the black camellia.
It's not that simple!
Hey, Tsugumi!
Nagi, who is that?
That's my troublesome little sister.
Hayate, take care of Tsugumi.
Of course.
Prize
Yay! Now we can go see Ruka's concert.
Prize
Right, Hina?
I-I suppose.
What's wrong?
Um... Um...
It's an airplane!
It'll be okay. I'll hold your hand the entire time.
That's not the problem!
Did you see the music video, Hina?
It looks like the concert staging will be based on a forest legend motif.
It's really beautiful.
This is a story from long, long ago, in a land far, far away.
Beside a beautiful forest and lake
stood a small castle.
By the lakeside, there lived an apple tree nymph.
The nymph fell in love with the prince
who lived in the castle.
The two lost track of time talking.
They talked about things that made them happy and sad.
For the prince, the nymph was the only one he could confide in.
For the nymph, these were also very happy times.
She stayed close and did everything for him.
She granted every wish the prince had
because she loved him so much.
Unlike a nymph, who can live for hundreds of years,
a human's life is short.
Eventually, the end of their time together drew near.
The prince asked her to grant another wish.
He wanted to live forever.
The nymph was torn.
But she couldn't ignore the wish
of the prince she loved so much.
She gave the prince life.
She continued to grant him life, just as he wished...
In exchange for countless futures cut short.
I still don't know who you really are.
But if you claim to be my little sister...
that's fine.
Nagi.
What are you doing, Tsugumi?
The black camellia.
That is what you are here to obtain.
Um, but...
You haven't forgotten, have you?
This is some advice from your older sister.
Don't do anything dangerous.
I'm sorry. I don't have any leads.
Who's there?
That's my line.
Who are you guys?
Why are you trying to get close to Nagi?
You're Saginomiya Isumi.
Hey, Isumi! What was that noise?
Sakuya.
Sakuya, get down!
What's with this wind?
I do not know.
Th-This is...
It's time to end this game of house.
If Sanzenin Nagi needs to go to Las Vegas
for you or her to retrieve the black camellia,
then it is your job to make sure she gets there.
Th-That's...
Tsugumi?
What's wrong, Tsugumi?
Tsugumi!
I suffer from the dry and barren heart in my own chest
Whatever happens is mere whim
You live in the moment, blissfully,
and far too full of joy and freedom
With every second my sins, though pure, amass
Penetrate me, and force me if you must
I will smile like an angel,
sweeter than ever before,
and try to ensnare you with my love
Soon I shall repent the dawn of my sinful love
I'll let purity guide me,
and with my holy soul
I want to embrace you
You thought I was a cute girl?
You were right!
I'm Yukkyun.
See ya! Bye-bye!
What the heck was that?
Is this segment really ending?
This might be my last appearance.
Who knows.